Seminal Emissions From Experience Machine In Motion

To have intercourse with the world, the special intercourse of readers and writers . . .

– Oliver Sacks, Gratitude

This new pronoun, which many languages have but no other dialects of English, arose as “you” crashed into an “all” that was added to remove any ambiguity about whether “you” was plural.

Incidentally, “y’all” is not ungrammatical; it’s an example of how languages evolve.

If it feels wrong to you, that’s because it violates one of your internalized linguistic social norms.

Joseph Henrich, Secret Of Our Success

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National Lampoon

Delphic Maxim: Know thyself.

P Willy: Know y’all selves.